From London to Denmark we shipped aboard a brig;
Her timbers all were holy; pulp it was her rig.
So let the breezes blow; she's old an' slow,
We'll float across to Hamburg an' shirk an' lay below!
Our foresail was all torn; we hadn't any thread;
We grabbed the skipper's pants an' hoisted them instead.
So let the breezes blow; she's old an' slow,
We'll float across to Hamburg an' shirk an' lay below!
We hadn't got a compass; we knew our way by smell;
An' if we went off course, the skipper would ring a bell.
So let the breezes blow; she's old an' slow,
We'll float across to Hamburg an' shirk an' lay below!
We hadn't got a lantern to see us through the dark;
The skipper's nose was bright enough to scare off any shark.
So let the breezes blow; she's old an' slow,
We'll float across to Hamburg an' shirk an' lay below!
The wheelhouse it was rotten, it made the rats amused;
The only thing we had to spin was Granny's spinnin' wheel.
So let the breezes blow; she's old an' slow,
We'll float across to Hamburg an' shirk an' lay below!
We should've sighted Hamburg a week ago it seems,
When the lookout shouted, "Strike me pink, we've sighted Barbary!"
So let the breezes blow; she's old an' slow,
We'll float across to Hamburg an' shirk an' lay below!
So we got ourselves a tugboat; we towed that brig astern,
An' if we ever reach Hamburg some day we will return!
So let the breezes blow; she's old an' slow,
We'll float across to Hamburg an' shirk an' lay below!
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